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║ HEADCOUNT: 3 AI AGENTS: ∞ ║
║ ADULTS IN THE ROOM: ████░░░░░░░░ 1 ║
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The Team
Two Vibe Coders & One Actual Professional
We want to be developers. We really do. Now there are three of us doing it, and one of us is genuinely qualified.
Ryan Saucerman
Co-Founder / “Lead Developer”
Tells AI what to build. Reviews the code by squinting at it and saying “looks good to me.” Has mass Claude windows open at all times. Thinks running 14 servers makes him a sysadmin. It does not.
skills.actual = [“prompting AI”,
“googling errors”, “restarting
services”, “staying up too late”];
Adam Grab
Co-Founder / “Also a Developer” / Mostly a Musician
Let’s be honest — Adam is more of a musician who wandered into a code editor one day and never left. Spends 80% of his time making music, 15% vibe coding, and 5% pretending to understand what Ryan is talking about.
🎵 Check out his actual talent: joyguerrilla.com
skills.actual = [“making music”,
“vibing”, “asking AI to explain
the code”, “ctrl+c ctrl+v”];
Skylar Newsom
Network Engineer / “The One Who Actually Knows Things”
The grown-up in the group chat. Skylar wires the packets, tames the routers, and keeps the phones ringing while the other two argue with chatbots. Can explain the difference between SIP and a VoIP codec without Googling it — frankly, terrifying.
skills.actual = [“VoIP / SIP trunking”, “routing & switching”, “fixing what the devs broke”, “answering the phone”];
skills.claimed = []; // doesn’t need to claim anything
⚙️ How We Actually Work
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│ VIBE CODING WORKFLOW: │
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│ 1. Have an idea │
│ 2. Describe it poorly to an AI │
│ 3. Copy-paste whatever it generates │
│ 4. It doesn't work │
│ 5. Tell AI "it doesn't work" │
│ 6. Repeat steps 3-5 approximately 47 times │
│ 7. It works! (Nobody knows why) │
│ 8. Ship it ✨ │
│ 9. Call yourself a developer on LinkedIn │
│ 10. Ask Skylar why the phones went down │
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Want to hear the three of us outsource an entire hour of talking to a pair of AI hosts? That’s the podcast.